Fun with Foreign Food Friday

Just yesterday I was thinking about my butt and things I like to put up it.*
Oh what could it be? If only I had an idea.

I think my perfect job would be naming products, especially products from foreign lands. Is the joke on us? Is it OK to laugh at them? Is anal sex with an animated banana so wrong? So many moral questions. There is only one song that can answer this: **

Either way I'm going out of my mind

All the answers to my questions

I have to find
Sometimes vocabulary runs through my head

The alphabet runs right from A to Zed Conversations, hesitations in my mind

You got my concience asking questions that I can't find

I'm not crazy

I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong

Now I'm just waiting

Cos I heard that this feeling won't last that long

On a side note, I have just accepted an offer to mud-wrestle with AsianMistress sans heels and fish nets. America is a land of possibilities.

*Only one part of this sentence is true, maybe.
**There spelling errors not mine