Did I Turn Off The Microwave?
There are times during the month (say on a 28 day cycle give or take) that I really have no idea what I’m doing. I can hear myself say things like “I HATE YOU” and the sane person inside me whispering, “You don’t. Why are you so mean?!” But on top of the emotional suck-hole that is my brain during this time, there is the cool side effect that makes me all…uh, well, horny. I’m sure this all harkens back to the caveman times where they needed to reproduce in mass numbers to keep the species alive and well. So like clockwork, women sapiens would whisper, “Fire burn. Me good make baby now.”*
The July issue of Wired Magazine** had an interesting study regarding women’s sexual responses and well how easy or not easy it is for them to achieve an orgasm. Big Pharma thought that they could just market the currently available drugs (e.g. Viagra, Levitra, etc.) to women (maybe by changing the name to “Sizemattas” or “Bradpittra”) but found that the drug doesn’t affect women the same way it does men. Ummm, no shit. I could have told them that. I don’t have a degree in bio-sexology, chemistry, or any such science, but I’m a girl. Obviously, men are different then women. And yes, that includes sexually. There are girl bits and boy bits.
This study goes on to regale the reader of the amazing women that can “think off.” That’s right. They can “think” themselves to orgasm.*** I’ve decided this will be my new hobby. AND it has the added bonus of not being as awkward at the office…in my cube. “Ummm. Sure, I have that report. *awkward laugh* Ummm, I have … a rash?” Now, I can just say I was taking a “power nap.”
Then, this study was released that says that women can achieve a greater orgasm when they don’t have a lot of anxiety in their lives. They tend to have a more intense climax and can climax quicker when not bogged down with the daily worries of life. Ummm, again, no shit. So the next time your girlfriend, wife, etc. asks, “did you take the trash out” or “did you finish your laundry” this is just an added bonus to do what the hell she says.
Sex. Double Check.
*Of course, this would happen in early caveman speak: “grunt, oookah, mookah, pole, ookah, hole.”
** Check out the picture from Here and they got it from Here
***This was helpful to the scientists because of the fMRI technology used to study the brain and the need for women that didn’t have touch themselves to come for better brain imaging quality.