Nancy Grace’s Asshair

It’s no secret that I love the news. I love “Meet the Press” and all those Sunday shows. I love the yelling and shouting. I love Big Tony from The Washington Times on The McLaughlin Group. I read my Washington Post Express every weekday morning.

Sometimes though I wish there was a break from the crushing reality of our violent, stupid world.

I find peace in making fun of others. It warms my heart and calms my soul. Today we’ll be looking at advertising placement in the Express. We all remember Everest College.

Here’s one from Blue Cross. Why does she pout and seem like she wants to suck your dick in that naughty good girl way? What does her gi-normous head have to do with health insurance? Does she have herpes?



Work out at that Washington Sports Clubs and you can “celebrate” better whilst people watch. Sick-o. Not the face! Not the face!



Apparently the only thing needed to “fix” our school system is actually starting your own school (not throwing out the No Child Left Behind Unless You’re White or Good at Taking Tests policy). I thought only religious, scary people did this. Is this like home-schooling on crack?


Ok, now I feel a lot better about our world and that hand basket it is in.