Working After A Holiday

The turkey has left me lazy with an overload of turkey sleep chemicals.



The pagan holiday of Christmas is now upon us. Gifts are always nice and welcome. However, with new purchases (possibly a house) and with the expenses of the wedding, the season is going to be a less expensive one in terms of years past. Reciprocation. Yes, nice. But also expensive. So please be nice and just send along a nice card. And warm thoughts. Thoughts are good.

However, for those of you that will be receiving wonderful goodies from loved ones, The Package Shark is something in which you should invest.

For instance, if you can’t get your brand new curling iron from the packaging don’t stoop to a chain saw like this poor unfortunate woman:

No! Instead, get a Package Shark. They even have an informative video. Too bad I didn’t see this earlier. Alas, many a curling iron has died due to an altercation with a chain saw.

‘Tis the season for all things $9.99, $14.99, and $19.99. But wait there’s more! If something costs “3 easy payments” of any amount of money, don’t bite. Well, unless of course you get a second one free. That’s a $49.99 value for FREE!

Shop away, my little ones. Just not for me.