Jiggling for Jesus. Who Doesn't?

Asianpixie has said that I have been lax in my gym attendance. In order to rectify this issue she has graciously packed a gym bag and now drives me directly to the gym from the Metro Station.

One day I hope to be so enthused about the gym that I actually wear my sports bra under my work clothes so that my ample (massive?) breasts create one large, eager entity. There won’t be any of that jiggling bullshit. Nope. My babies will be strapped down.

I want to be her. Sexy. Confident. Wearing pearls and totally into my iPod.

Why do these inattentive, pumped people still have their gym clothes on? Do they not have showers at Results gym? Does something else go on in the showers thereby making it a better option to just wear one’s work clothes on top of the sweaty gym clothes? And why have I not seen either of these people posing on my side of the Red Line?