Happenings

Things that have happened, will happen, or may happen:

1. Throw up in my office garbage can – at my new job
2. Gave money to a homeless man
3. Eaten way, way too many power bars
4. I may, in fact, poop again some day
5. Cried at every human interest story I see or read ever
6. Bought pants with spandex parts
7. Needed to be so close to AP that she actually decided to sleep downstairs (also because I may or may not have almost puked on her.
8. Tried to put on a favorite button down shirt but gave up the fight when a safety pin at to be used between more than 50% of the buttons
9. Used my gift of sarcasm against my better judgment
10. Paid one billion dollars for COBRA insurance for one month