It has been like eight years in Internet time since my last update. I’m not really sorry for that. I had some poop going on.
I’ve decided to do a pussy update to satisfy my selfish need to make it look like I actually gave a shit about updating my blog.
1. I am still fucking bipolar. It still sucks asshole. Metallic asshole.
2. I turned 30. I’m ok with this. Wait, I’m 30? Fuck.
3. My dad had another medical scare. He sucks for making me scared.
4. I want a baby more than anything ever. Ever.
5. I drank one pissy Miller Lite, my first beer in 10 months. It sucked and gave me a hangover the next day.
6. I stepped all over some woman’s wheelie bag. Fuck her wheelie bag. I’m bipolar and therefore ridiculously manic. I have no self censor.
7. I’m wicked horny all of the time
. My conversations with AP end with me repetitively saying “touch it. touch it. touch it.”
8. I lost 12 pounds in 1 point 5 weeks.
9. My friend from work got into an accident and has a gross patch of skin missing on her leg, to which she said, “I can’t wear jeans because it sticks to it.” I threw up.
Labels: Baby, Bipolar, Random Foo