Sarcastic and Cynical: I Hate Billy Mays

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Finally! Someone else gets it!

Favorite Quoties

Everyone's poop stinks. I think. - Elijah

Thank god for chapstick - Ho

Your parents get TV Guide. Just call them to read it to you over the phone. - AsianP

Everytime the wind blows that's just Jesus giving you a hug. - Mom

Go over this with a hounds tooth comb. - Jezebel

What do you mean you don't have the key to these?!- AsianP

Homosexuality is an intrinsic moral evil. - that darn pope

Fucktard- Non Girlfriend

OMG, these cheese fries are greasy. - Some Ho at Denny's

What dialect of Elvish do you speak. - The Temp

Where's the the Subway? (while standing in front of it) - Stupid Tourist

Strikes me as one of those too-cool for school kids who reads a lot of jane goodall - VP of Stupid

Homophobia is Gay - From a T-Shirt

Last Halloween I went as Witch, but it turns out I was really a whore - Co-Worker at Lunch

Why aren't we calling them African Americans? - Me enraged at the non-PC nature, not realizing we are discussing South Africans

The problem with the French is that they donâ€™t have a word for "entrepreneur." - President Bush

I have the most greatest fans - Mariah Carey

Oh look there are 7 of us here. That's God's number. - Elijah

No, sorry that was my vagina. - Me

I've smelled enough dog fart to last me a lifetime - AP

Thursday, February 19, 2009